Words on Marble and Jokes

Words on Marble

Yesterday has gone, forget it

Tomorrow does not exist, do not worry

The future is unknown, let us there fore give thanks to God

For his showers of blessings over us

After few days of pleasure

After heavy losses of opportunities

After long days of sorrows

After horrible days of disappointments

After long days of misfortunes

God has made me to understand that what whatsoever come my way is my future

You have a bright future ahead of you

So, relax, don't lose hope.

JOKES

1. WAEC PRAYER - Our prayer for Baba Yaba

Our father, who art in Yaba, WAEC is thy name, thy kingdom come. Thy will be done in May and June as it is done in November and December. Give us this months our remaining credits and forgive us our silly mistakes as we forgive those who spied form us, and help us not into girrafing  and guessing but deliver us from D7 and E8, especially F9. Give us 5 credits for admission into Higher Institution, so that we can be useful to our nation Nigeria (Amen)

2. FOOLISH FARMER

Ebina needed help to plant seeds in his farm. He made a foolish decision. So he invited the Ants, Hen, Eagle, Hunter Rabbit, Cobra, Tree, Fire, Cloud, Sun, and Rain to work together in his farm. And these happen:

a. The Hen ate the Ants

b. The Eagle carried Hen

c. The Hunter Rabbit shot the Eagle

d. The Cobra bit the hunter Rabbit

e. The Tree fell on the Cobra

f. Fire burnt the tree

g. The rain put out the Fire

h. and the Sun dried the rain

And, the sun stayed shining. When the farmer saw what happened to his farm. He cried and cried until he became useless....

Written by: Lamina Omotayo and Published by Seidu Kazeem